Monday, 10 August 2015

HOW TO BREAK A RELATIONSHIP- powered by a true life story similar to this.

My name is Dapo and I am as good as a dead man. This is my story.
I am a graduate of mechanical engeneering from a university in Canada.
I met Tina when I was in my 2nd year, she was a fresh man in international relations. As the P.R.O of the Nigerian students association in Canada, I was sent along side the director for welfare to go and pick the new students that just came from Nigeria at the airport and made sure they got to their respective schools. That was when i met Tina. She was the most beautiful human i had ever seen. Every single part of her body was perfect. She was so natural, she was every man's dream.
Fast forward 2 months later, we started dating. We where madly in love with each other. We so complimented each other. It was a match made in glorious heaven.
2 years later I graduated and came to Nigeria, did my NYSC and currently working as an engineer with shell company in Porth Harcourt. Tina graduated a year later and she is presently doing her nysc in Abuja with the canadian Embassy. Our relationship had grown so strong and bothe of our parents knew us. We had set a date for September this year for our wedding. I felt so lucky to be getting married to this princess. I never knew that man with horns and a long garden fork was right at my back writing a bad a*s script for me.
3 months ago, we were having a small party at the office. My immediate boss had been promoted and we were celebrating.
She called me out and said to me " I have a girl for you, a beautiful girl, she is the daughter of the comisioner for health. She's a doctor who just graduated from the UK, I can arrange for you too to meet". " You mean like a blind date i asked "
 " yes, I have not seen you with a woman since you came to this company"
If only she knew about my Tina.
"Or are you gay" she asked with a all so serious face.
"Of course not"
"Then I will call her and send the number to you this night"
I swear, I know I should have something about my Tina, my wife to be. But that ugly man at my back the fork had whispered to my ear and then I thought, "well, a little flirting wont hurt any one I will go there just to make her my good friend. That's all"
The number came and I called. We set up a date for the next day friday.
When I saw her, guys she was so beautiful. If Tina was a beautiful angel, she was the goddess of beauty. Ladies and gentlemen meet Timi.
At the dinner, I was so carried away by her smile, her curves, her so perfect beauty that I thought it wise not to tell her about Tina. Plus she was really into me na.
As crazy as it will sound, a month later we stated dating. Yes dating. Even with my wedding with Tina at the corner.
I was able to play the game so perfectly. Tina is in Abuja, Timi is in Ibadan and I i  port harcourt. Each girls have to call me before coming. And I don't pick the other girls calls when I am with one. I always have excuses for that. And none of them questioned me on that.
It went on for a lovely time until i got bursted in a Hollywood style.
Tina and I had made a Wedding invitation video. In the video was a short documentary on how we met and fell in love. A nice poem I had writen for her was read by me and she read hers too, then we kissed. The video was so emotional. We decided to put it on you tube and to our surprise it went viral. Guess who saw it? Yes Timi. She saw everything.
I got her text ladt weak saying she saw the video and how could I do this to her. She called me the devil himself. Yes I could not agree more. I was so stupid to allow everything happpen. On another thought why was I not from the North so I can marry two wives. Hey guys, just a thought. In all I am in a mess.
I love Tina so much. She gave me her life, her heart and her trust. She is beautiful, curvey, she have a wonderful character and above all every man's dream wife. Timi is the double dose of Tina.  I love both of them. I can't leave Tina she will ne devastated, and I can bear to see Timi in another man's arm. I have to make a decision and you guys are going to help me. Leaving one of them would be a perfect way to break a relationship-infidelity.
Did I tell you both of them are pregnant for me.
Please tell me what to do.

PS. The story above is a perfect work of fiction, cooked up in the brain powered by an almost similar event. But your contributions to this mess Dapo is in is highly welcomed. Thanks.

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