Guys I came up with this just for fun don't bite my head o. Lol...
1. The Yoruba people.
You needed a cow, then you find a cheap one. So you borrowed money to organise a party to tell everyone you've goten a cow. Then 1 year later you need another cow.
2. THE IGBO PEOPLE.
You have one matured cow and a calf. You sell the mature one to a buyer and part of the deal is for him to rare the baby calf for you till its matured for you to sell. This time with a deal to complete your farm land that is under construction.
3. THE HAUSA PEOPLE.
You have a cow that you spent fortune to rare, then you sell it at a cheaper price so that your cow can have a peaceful home in the hands of your buyers. And then you have no cow.
4. THE URHOBO PEOPLE.
You have 5 cows. And when a buyer comes to buy just one, you parade all the cows one buy one starting from the ones not needed by the buyer and make the cow he really wants to come last. You ask him to pay a neglect fee each time he refuses the other cows. And when the real cow come and he pays you then you give him a change of one cow. Wola! You sell one cow for the price of many. Good job bro.
5. THE CALABAR (EFIK)
You have a cow. And when a buyer comes, you ask him to hold, then you take the cow to another group of cattle rearer for intese "fattening". And when the cow is fat enough for consumption you call the buyer and charge him for the cost of buying the cow as a young calf, the price for rearing it, the cost for that extra fattening exercise and settlement to those extended families that actually watch this young calf grow into a fat cow. Boy I pity the man. Lol.
In conclusion, every body needs a good cow meat in his life. Who doesn't?
If you want more on any tribe please drop the request down below.
Comments on this one is highly welcomed. Please, comment.
1. The Yoruba people.
You needed a cow, then you find a cheap one. So you borrowed money to organise a party to tell everyone you've goten a cow. Then 1 year later you need another cow.
2. THE IGBO PEOPLE.
You have one matured cow and a calf. You sell the mature one to a buyer and part of the deal is for him to rare the baby calf for you till its matured for you to sell. This time with a deal to complete your farm land that is under construction.
3. THE HAUSA PEOPLE.
You have a cow that you spent fortune to rare, then you sell it at a cheaper price so that your cow can have a peaceful home in the hands of your buyers. And then you have no cow.
4. THE URHOBO PEOPLE.
You have 5 cows. And when a buyer comes to buy just one, you parade all the cows one buy one starting from the ones not needed by the buyer and make the cow he really wants to come last. You ask him to pay a neglect fee each time he refuses the other cows. And when the real cow come and he pays you then you give him a change of one cow. Wola! You sell one cow for the price of many. Good job bro.
5. THE CALABAR (EFIK)
You have a cow. And when a buyer comes, you ask him to hold, then you take the cow to another group of cattle rearer for intese "fattening". And when the cow is fat enough for consumption you call the buyer and charge him for the cost of buying the cow as a young calf, the price for rearing it, the cost for that extra fattening exercise and settlement to those extended families that actually watch this young calf grow into a fat cow. Boy I pity the man. Lol.
In conclusion, every body needs a good cow meat in his life. Who doesn't?
If you want more on any tribe please drop the request down below.
Comments on this one is highly welcomed. Please, comment.
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