How to get and wear the right Lingerie

I know peeps are going to be wondering what a guy like me is thinking writing an article about these stuf. Isn't it a women affair? Well ask the guys who are married and want to see their wife look good before sex (sex is for the married right?). And all they see is this unattractive looking woman is an oversized panties and bras finding their cups difficult to even cover the nipples. Trust me girls we worry about this things but don't know how to tell you. So go ahead and run through these quick tips. They will never let you down.

1. Identify your body type: Take time to study you body shape. What kind of body shape do I have? It might interest you to know that a typical woman shape is not confined to a particular structure. You can be a little bit pear shape and a little lean. You may be petite and bursty. You also may be plus size and muscular. Bottom line, find the right ligerie that mimic the everyday cloths you wear.

2. Be comfortable. According to Young Chung- stuart of the intiMINT design team, " don't try to buy lingerie that is so far off from who you are that you're no longer comfortable in it"  The plan is to feel confident and your confidence equals sexiness.

3. Watch out for those thigh fat. Believe me those thight fat at the corner of your vagina can really affect your looking good in some lingerie. Go for what fits.

4. Dare to be colourful. Next time you chop, add some colourful panties and bras to your collections. Leopard prints, blue, red, go for them.

5. To match is good. I want to be able to see some part of your bra and say "bet me, her under is the same colour". It's sexy and I know you feel the same way.

6. Try some new designs. If you are the ball panty girl (those ones that cover your whole ass lol [brief is the right word]) you can try the V strings, the hiphugger or even the boyshort. But remember comfortability is the watch word.

7. Choose your undies in line with you Outfits. You know those cloths you put on that just tells me the type of panty you wearing or even the colour, or those bra that makes your breasts abnormally shapeless, please stay away from dreassings like that. Wear a good fitting undies perfect for each cloths.  What is good for a camping wears might be so out of place for an office skirt or trousers that is glued to your curves. I don't have to see the outlines of the panty.

8. Never say "I'm the only one that sees it". If you can spend time to shop for your outfits, please spend time on your lingerie. Just as you felt good in those skirts and peplum tops feel good on the inside too. You don't know who you might meet at the elevator *winks*.

For your enlightenment I have added a picture below of some of the type of panties we have (courtesy of behance.net )At least some of them. Please feel free to explore and don't forget to drop your comments thanks.

Davido is now the first Nigerian Celebrity to get 1 million followers on Instagram

Davido has eventually gone platinum on instagram.
The Omo baba Olowo has made history by becoming the first Nigerian Celebrity to hit 1 million followers on instagram. Even his enemy sorry friend is a follower. If u ask me, he deserves it with all his latest successes  in the industry. Good to know I'm one of the followers lol. 

COW TALES. Traditional marriage amongst tribes in Nigeria explained by using Cows

Guys I came up with this just for fun don't bite my head o. Lol...

1. The Yoruba people.
     You needed a cow, then you find a cheap one. So you borrowed money to organise a party to tell everyone you've goten a cow. Then 1 year later you need another cow.

2. THE IGBO PEOPLE.
     You have one matured cow and a calf. You sell the mature one to a buyer and part of the deal is for him to rare the baby calf for you till its matured for you to sell. This time with a deal to complete your farm land that is under construction.

3. THE HAUSA PEOPLE.
      You have a cow that you spent fortune to rare, then you sell it at a cheaper price so that your cow can have a peaceful home in the hands of your buyers. And then you have no cow.

4. THE URHOBO PEOPLE.
       You have 5 cows. And when a buyer comes to buy just one, you parade all the cows one buy one starting from the ones not needed by the buyer and make the cow he really wants to come last. You ask him to pay a neglect fee each time he refuses the other cows. And when the real cow come and he pays you then you give him a change of one cow.  Wola! You sell one cow for the price of  many. Good job bro.

5. THE CALABAR (EFIK)
      You have a cow. And when a buyer comes, you ask him to hold, then you take the cow to another group of cattle rearer for intese "fattening". And when the cow is fat enough for consumption you call the buyer and charge him for the cost of buying the cow as a young calf, the price for rearing it, the cost for that extra fattening exercise and settlement to those extended families that actually watch this young calf grow into a fat cow. Boy I pity the man. Lol.

In conclusion, every body needs a good cow meat in his life. Who doesn't?
If you want more on any tribe please drop the request down below.
Comments on this one is highly welcomed. Please, comment.

How to master the selfie

As easy as it seems my dear taking a selfie can be very technical and this technicality always reflects on the outcome of the pictures. The most tasking is getting all the body parts  you want in the pix, lol i remember one day taking a selfie. After taking like 5 min to try to get my hand on the button so i can click cos my hands keeps shaking. At a time the phone was angry and fell off my hand lol. But any ways I got the click guys but lo and behold i could only see a half of my face. Trust me I tried about 5 times and the results keeps getting worse then I had to give up.
But as I was just browsing wide (abeg o, I wasn't looking for how to take a selfie *smiles*) I stumbled upon this post by Danielle Whiteman of the fashionisterbarbie. Here is her take on the issue.

FIND YOUR ANGLE. The best shots are captured when the phone is slightly above eye level and away from you at a 45 degree angle.

GET A GOOD POSTURE BEFORE YOU CLICK

GO FOR THE NATURAL LIGHTING. Go outdoors or if you want to do it inside go close to the window. At least get a good shine on you before the click.

NOT BAD IF I PHOTOSHOP. There is absolutely everything right about making your pix so good before posting on instagram or facebook. Tweak it with a good picture editing app.

SMILE FOR ME... Smile, smile dear...its your selfie.
Let's take a look at some celebs selfie and please tell me who killed it.

Victoria Beckham

Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley

Khloe kardashian

Amber Rose

Kim kardashian

Derek Shepherd's death, Shonda Rhimes opens up

We were all shocked and angry at the death of Derek Shepherd(Patrick Dempsey)  in the tv series grays anatomy. A lot of people have voiced their disagreement on the death of their sexy actor. But Shonda Rhimes, the screen writer and producer of the tv drama have taken her time to explain to disgruntled viewers and fans the reason behind the unexpected death of Mcdreamy. Here is what she have to say.

"Patrick leaving was a mutual decision, and not an easy one. "We had a lot of discussions about it," she explained at her TCA panel. "It wasn't easy or fun, it is never easy or fun. If he didn't die, Derek would have to "walk out on Meredith (Ellen Pompoe) and leave her high and dry, and what was that going to mean? That was going to suggest that the love was not true ... For me, that was untenable."

Guys do you think that was enough excuse to let him go? Tell me what you think.

Shocking! Jonathan never wanted to be vice president. Not even the president

In an interview with news magazine The interviewer, former governor of cross river state Nigeria Donald Duke opens up to what Jonathan told him and Obasanjo. According to him Jonathan was not ready to become the vice president of Nigeria. Excerpt from the interview below.

"You don’t give authority to an unwilling person, particularly in a country like Nigeria. Umaru never wanted to be president. He was dealing with his health issues and wanted to retire and go lecture in a university. He was really offered an appointment at the Ahmadu Bello University in Zaria. Jonathan, on the other hand, had just been re-elected to be governor of Bayelsa and when he was picked, he was not so pleased. He said to Obasanjo and me, ‘I don’t want this job". 
So you can actually force some one to become the president? This is to tell you the level of control these guys have over us... There is God oh!

You wont believe the tweet Pornhub sent to Kylie Jenner on her birthday

Kylie Jenner is rapper Tyga's rumored gf, she even gave her a Ferrari as she celebrates her 18 birthday this past weekend. But the highlight of it all was the tweet notorious and world's free online porn site pornhub sent to her. See below for the tweet. Kyle somebody is out to get you.

HOW TO BREAK A RELATIONSHIP- powered by a true life story similar to this.

My name is Dapo and I am as good as a dead man. This is my story.
I am a graduate of mechanical engeneering from a university in Canada.
I met Tina when I was in my 2nd year, she was a fresh man in international relations. As the P.R.O of the Nigerian students association in Canada, I was sent along side the director for welfare to go and pick the new students that just came from Nigeria at the airport and made sure they got to their respective schools. That was when i met Tina. She was the most beautiful human i had ever seen. Every single part of her body was perfect. She was so natural, she was every man's dream.
Fast forward 2 months later, we started dating. We where madly in love with each other. We so complimented each other. It was a match made in glorious heaven.
2 years later I graduated and came to Nigeria, did my NYSC and currently working as an engineer with shell company in Porth Harcourt. Tina graduated a year later and she is presently doing her nysc in Abuja with the canadian Embassy. Our relationship had grown so strong and bothe of our parents knew us. We had set a date for September this year for our wedding. I felt so lucky to be getting married to this princess. I never knew that man with horns and a long garden fork was right at my back writing a bad a*s script for me.
3 months ago, we were having a small party at the office. My immediate boss had been promoted and we were celebrating.
She called me out and said to me " I have a girl for you, a beautiful girl, she is the daughter of the comisioner for health. She's a doctor who just graduated from the UK, I can arrange for you too to meet". " You mean like a blind date i asked "
 " yes, I have not seen you with a woman since you came to this company"
If only she knew about my Tina.
"Or are you gay" she asked with a all so serious face.
"Of course not"
"Then I will call her and send the number to you this night"
I swear, I know I should have something about my Tina, my wife to be. But that ugly man at my back the fork had whispered to my ear and then I thought, "well, a little flirting wont hurt any one I will go there just to make her my good friend. That's all"
The number came and I called. We set up a date for the next day friday.
When I saw her, guys she was so beautiful. If Tina was a beautiful angel, she was the goddess of beauty. Ladies and gentlemen meet Timi.
At the dinner, I was so carried away by her smile, her curves, her so perfect beauty that I thought it wise not to tell her about Tina. Plus she was really into me na.
As crazy as it will sound, a month later we stated dating. Yes dating. Even with my wedding with Tina at the corner.
I was able to play the game so perfectly. Tina is in Abuja, Timi is in Ibadan and I i  port harcourt. Each girls have to call me before coming. And I don't pick the other girls calls when I am with one. I always have excuses for that. And none of them questioned me on that.
It went on for a lovely time until i got bursted in a Hollywood style.
Tina and I had made a Wedding invitation video. In the video was a short documentary on how we met and fell in love. A nice poem I had writen for her was read by me and she read hers too, then we kissed. The video was so emotional. We decided to put it on you tube and to our surprise it went viral. Guess who saw it? Yes Timi. She saw everything.
I got her text ladt weak saying she saw the video and how could I do this to her. She called me the devil himself. Yes I could not agree more. I was so stupid to allow everything happpen. On another thought why was I not from the North so I can marry two wives. Hey guys, just a thought. In all I am in a mess.
I love Tina so much. She gave me her life, her heart and her trust. She is beautiful, curvey, she have a wonderful character and above all every man's dream wife. Timi is the double dose of Tina.  I love both of them. I can't leave Tina she will ne devastated, and I can bear to see Timi in another man's arm. I have to make a decision and you guys are going to help me. Leaving one of them would be a perfect way to break a relationship-infidelity.
Did I tell you both of them are pregnant for me.
Please tell me what to do.

PS. The story above is a perfect work of fiction, cooked up in the brain powered by an almost similar event. But your contributions to this mess Dapo is in is highly welcomed. Thanks.