Saturday, 17 October 2015

Funny tweets by Nigerians...Laf out loud






1. The tweet about Sugar Daddies.

2. The tweet about Lagos traffic.

3. The tweet about having an ugly bae.

4. The tweet about NEPA.

5. The tweet about African parents.

6. The tweet about the tower of Babel.

7. The tweet about Bella Naija weddings.

8. The tweet about Suya and Newspapers.

9. The tweet about kidnappers.

10. The tweet about 2 daddies.

11. The tweet about the pain of childbirth.

12. The tweet about cheating.

13. The tweet about superstitions.

14. The tweet about Nigerian mothers.

15. The tweet about meeting Aliko Dangote.

16. The tweet about getting married.

17. The tweet about wedding aso-ebi.

18. The tweet about trust issues.

19. The tweet about shopping.

20. The tweet about Instagram chefs.

21. The tweet about Nigerian customer service.

22. The tweet about job Interviews.

23. The tweet about the Choc boys.

24. The tweet about candy crush.

25. The tweet about Nigerian driving instructors.

Credit:  zikoko.com

Linda Ikeji just bought a new home in Banana Island lagos





Nigerian cute blogger linder ikeji just joined the big boys in Banana Island lagos by buying a new house at the island.
It was revealed by her kid sister Laura Ikeji on her instagram page with pictures and caption ' no its not a block of flats, no its not rented, linda Ikeji bought this banana island mansion with her sweat'
Babe no body dey follow u drag if na her sweat or her blood o lol...Its a good news though.
According to forbes the average fee for a 3 bed room flat goes for about 2 million dollars. That's a lot of quid bro...Linda keep it up.
Check this out...


Friday, 14 August 2015

How to get and wear the right Lingerie

I know peeps are going to be wondering what a guy like me is thinking writing an article about these stuf. Isn't it a women affair? Well ask the guys who are married and want to see their wife look good before sex (sex is for the married right?). And all they see is this unattractive looking woman is an oversized panties and bras finding their cups difficult to even cover the nipples. Trust me girls we worry about this things but don't know how to tell you. So go ahead and run through these quick tips. They will never let you down.


1. Identify your body type: Take time to study you body shape. What kind of body shape do I have? It might interest you to know that a typical woman shape is not confined to a particular structure. You can be a little bit pear shape and a little lean. You may be petite and bursty. You also may be plus size and muscular. Bottom line, find the right ligerie that mimic the everyday cloths you wear.

2. Be comfortable. According to Young Chung- stuart of the intiMINT design team, " don't try to buy lingerie that is so far off from who you are that you're no longer comfortable in it"  The plan is to feel confident and your confidence equals sexiness.

3. Watch out for those thigh fat. Believe me those thight fat at the corner of your vagina can really affect your looking good in some lingerie. Go for what fits.



4. Dare to be colourful. Next time you chop, add some colourful panties and bras to your collections. Leopard prints, blue, red, go for them.

5. To match is good. I want to be able to see some part of your bra and say "bet me, her under is the same colour". It's sexy and I know you feel the same way.

6. Try some new designs. If you are the ball panty girl (those ones that cover your whole ass lol [brief is the right word]) you can try the V strings, the hiphugger or even the boyshort. But remember comfortability is the watch word.

7. Choose your undies in line with you Outfits. You know those cloths you put on that just tells me the type of panty you wearing or even the colour, or those bra that makes your breasts abnormally shapeless, please stay away from dreassings like that. Wear a good fitting undies perfect for each cloths.  What is good for a camping wears might be so out of place for an office skirt or trousers that is glued to your curves. I don't have to see the outlines of the panty.

8. Never say "I'm the only one that sees it". If you can spend time to shop for your outfits, please spend time on your lingerie. Just as you felt good in those skirts and peplum tops feel good on the inside too. You don't know who you might meet at the elevator *winks*.


For your enlightenment I have added a picture below of some of the type of panties we have (courtesy of behance.net )At least some of them. Please feel free to explore and don't forget to drop your comments thanks.


Davido is now the first Nigerian Celebrity to get 1 million followers on Instagram


Davido has eventually gone platinum on instagram.
The Omo baba Olowo has made history by becoming the first Nigerian Celebrity to hit 1 million followers on instagram. Even his enemy sorry friend is a follower. If u ask me, he deserves it with all his latest successes  in the industry. Good to know I'm one of the followers lol. 

Thursday, 13 August 2015

COW TALES. Traditional marriage amongst tribes in Nigeria explained by using Cows

Guys I came up with this just for fun don't bite my head o. Lol...

1. The Yoruba people.
     You needed a cow, then you find a cheap one. So you borrowed money to organise a party to tell everyone you've goten a cow. Then 1 year later you need another cow.

2. THE IGBO PEOPLE.
     You have one matured cow and a calf. You sell the mature one to a buyer and part of the deal is for him to rare the baby calf for you till its matured for you to sell. This time with a deal to complete your farm land that is under construction.

3. THE HAUSA PEOPLE.
      You have a cow that you spent fortune to rare, then you sell it at a cheaper price so that your cow can have a peaceful home in the hands of your buyers. And then you have no cow.

4. THE URHOBO PEOPLE.
       You have 5 cows. And when a buyer comes to buy just one, you parade all the cows one buy one starting from the ones not needed by the buyer and make the cow he really wants to come last. You ask him to pay a neglect fee each time he refuses the other cows. And when the real cow come and he pays you then you give him a change of one cow.  Wola! You sell one cow for the price of  many. Good job bro.

5. THE CALABAR (EFIK)
      You have a cow. And when a buyer comes, you ask him to hold, then you take the cow to another group of cattle rearer for intese "fattening". And when the cow is fat enough for consumption you call the buyer and charge him for the cost of buying the cow as a young calf, the price for rearing it, the cost for that extra fattening exercise and settlement to those extended families that actually watch this young calf grow into a fat cow. Boy I pity the man. Lol.

In conclusion, every body needs a good cow meat in his life. Who doesn't?
If you want more on any tribe please drop the request down below.
Comments on this one is highly welcomed. Please, comment.

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

How to master the selfie

As easy as it seems my dear taking a selfie can be very technical and this technicality always reflects on the outcome of the pictures. The most tasking is getting all the body parts  you want in the pix, lol i remember one day taking a selfie. After taking like 5 min to try to get my hand on the button so i can click cos my hands keeps shaking. At a time the phone was angry and fell off my hand lol. But any ways I got the click guys but lo and behold i could only see a half of my face. Trust me I tried about 5 times and the results keeps getting worse then I had to give up.
But as I was just browsing wide (abeg o, I wasn't looking for how to take a selfie *smiles*) I stumbled upon this post by Danielle Whiteman of the fashionisterbarbie. Here is her take on the issue.

FIND YOUR ANGLE. The best shots are captured when the phone is slightly above eye level and away from you at a 45 degree angle.

GET A GOOD POSTURE BEFORE YOU CLICK

GO FOR THE NATURAL LIGHTING. Go outdoors or if you want to do it inside go close to the window. At least get a good shine on you before the click.

NOT BAD IF I PHOTOSHOP. There is absolutely everything right about making your pix so good before posting on instagram or facebook. Tweak it with a good picture editing app.

SMILE FOR ME... Smile, smile dear...its your selfie.
Let's take a look at some celebs selfie and please tell me who killed it.


Victoria Beckham

Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley
Khloe kardashian

Amber Rose
Kim kardashian



Derek Shepherd's death, Shonda Rhimes opens up

We were all shocked and angry at the death of Derek Shepherd(Patrick Dempsey)  in the tv series grays anatomy. A lot of people have voiced their disagreement on the death of their sexy actor. But Shonda Rhimes, the screen writer and producer of the tv drama have taken her time to explain to disgruntled viewers and fans the reason behind the unexpected death of Mcdreamy. Here is what she have to say.

"Patrick leaving was a mutual decision, and not an easy one. "We had a lot of discussions about it," she explained at her TCA panel. "It wasn't easy or fun, it is never easy or fun. If he didn't die, Derek would have to "walk out on Meredith (Ellen Pompoe) and leave her high and dry, and what was that going to mean? That was going to suggest that the love was not true ... For me, that was untenable."




Guys do you think that was enough excuse to let him go? Tell me what you think.